Da Amewsment Park, by De Kidz
Boo: Yipeeee! Summer is here! We ken do anyfing we wants to!
Boy: Oh boys, do dat meen we ken go to one a doze amewsment parks?
Boo: Shure - we ken go to da Old Orchard Beach Palace Playland
Gemma: Ooooh, dat sound like so many funs, Jackson neffur beed to da amewsment park.
Magick: Oh Jackson gonna luffs it!
Jackson: Wat mwe do at a mewsment park?
Magick: Wells, fur one fing, dey gots all kinda fude - yummm
Boo: So we is all pile in da Jeep an hed out fur Old Orchard Beach Maine.
Wen we get dere, da furse fing we see beez da Ferret Wheel.
Jackson: Ooh, Mama Gemma, ken we goze on dat Ferret Wheel?
Gemma: Shure, but mew is hafta purrmise not to makes da cart shake wen we get up high!
Jackson: Okays, okays!!
Boo: Heys, Boy - wanna goze on da rolly coaster? It jess fur bigg kidz, like us.
Boy: I wud luffs to go on da coaster!!
Magick: I kinda hungries. I gonna go to da fude kourt on da pier
an see if dey got sum a doze deep fried twinkies!
Boo: Okays, we ken all goze where we want, BUT,
we hafta meets up on da pier in two many hours!!
Gemma: Mews Jackson. Why mew shake da car when we gotted to da top?
Mew is purrmise not to. My neeez is still shakes!
Jackson: Oh, I reely sorries, but I jess cudn't resiss!
Boo: Woof woof Boy! Why yu is stands up wen dat rolly coaster get to da top a da hill?
Boy: Jess to shows effuryone how feroshus I is, an I not skaired a nuffin!
Boo: Wells, yu shure skaired da woof rite outta ME!
Boy: Uh oh - I fink I hafta frows up.
Boo: Aww common - I thot yu a big feroshus rolly coaster rider.
Boy: I is, but my tummy isn't - woff hehe
Jackson: Heys, is mew guys see doze bummer cars?
Gemma: Mewhehe son, doze is bumpurr cars.
Mew goze on doze an jess crashes into each da offur!!
Boy: REALLY?? I wanna goze
Boo: I isn't like dat ride! It not nice to bumps each da offur -
Now we all mad. I shure is!
Boy: Oh, Boo - we wuz jess haffin fun. Nobuddy gotted hurt.
Boo: My feelings is gotted hurt!!
Gemma and Jackson: We still luffs mew, Boo.......
Boo: Wells, I gess we shud go fine Magick an see wat he been up to.
Magick: Burrrrp, hiccup......
Jackson: Mews Magick, is mew beed here dis hole time?
Magick: I shure has! (burrrp)
Gemma: Is mew means mew beed eatin dis whole time?
Magick: I wuz just gonna haff a hot doggie. Den I is smell da hamburgers an den
da deep fried twinkies an den da meet on a stik an, wells, mew get da pichure
Boo: Reely Magick. Yu alreddy had yur mushmellows. Isn'd dat enuff?
Magick: I is eated doze on da ways offur here - mewhehe
Boy: Do dey got any fude leff fur us to buys? I gettin hungries now, too.
Boo: Effun bedder, Boy. I haff a cooler in da Jeep soze we ken haff a pick nick din din
on da beech! I wills run back to da car an get it right now!
Gemma: Mews Boo, is mew fink we shud wakes Magick up in case he hungries.
Boo: Is yu seed dat pile a fude rappers round him? He not hungries - woofhaha
Jackson: Wat iffen he hungries wen he wake up?
Boo: No worries - I bringed a eggstra bag of mushmellows, jess in case!
Boy: Okays, yu guyz - led's eat!!